Can you put two male dolphins in your south-west corner under fengshui if you're a man desiring a man lover?

Bottlenose Dolphins are supposed to have lifelong male pairs of lovers.





Will keeping a pair of male Dolphins in the south west corner attract positive energies under fengshui to get a male lover?





Will a picture of bottlenose dolphins (males) do the same thing?





Can I keep it in the north-west sector?





Please only those who know Fengshui or believe in it reply.|||Yes, but they must both be wearing coronets!|||this a joke, yes? weak at best imho! get another book! and a life while you're 'out'!!